Adelbert B. Brain

A. Brain himselfAdlebert B. Brain has been called “the hottest advice columnist since Ann Landers”1, and “an American treasure”.2 He recently purchased a late-model used car, and worked out a restitution plan with the Ramsey County Public Library system. Mr Brain has applied for membership in MENSA, and subscribes to the National Geographic. His late pet ferret, Mr Billy, is buried near the Visitor’s Center at Fort Snelling State Park in Bloomington, Minnesota.
 

The Complete A. Brain:
DATE TITLE
03/10/2017 The Pelican Dylan
10/09/2013 Cometology
01/31/2013 Shakespeariana
10/31/2012 The Mayans, Santa Claus and Bacon
04/03/2011 Potholes and Sinkholes
11/28/2010 Snoring Crosses the Line
10/14/2010 An Agony of the Feet


Notes:

    A young, alluring Ann Landers. Photo circa 1961.
  1. From a private communication, A. Brain to the editor of Bachblog, November 13, 2011. (Compare photo of Ms Landers at right.)
  2. Wikipedia’s 1963 page briefly included the following note: “August 8 – Adelbert B. Brain, an American treasure, born in the back of a cab, Des Moines, Iowa.” This text is currently absent from the page; the only current entry for August 8, 1963 concerns a train robbery in Buckinghamshire, England.