| You Thought | But |
| |
| MED didn't take an S? | MEDS is good |
| EMF was good? | It's not |
| AH didn't take an S? | AHS is good (AHED, AHING also) |
| HAIKU didn't take an S? | HAIKUS is good |
| ED didn't take an S? | EDS is good |
| CANOERS was not good? | It is |
| EX couldn't be a verb? | It can (EXED and EXING are good) |
| Gaspard's not a YUTZ? | He is. YUTZ is good. |
| No BIGGY? | BIGGY |
| You can't have one BICEP? | You can. BICEP is good. |
| EMAIL needs that hyphen? | It doesn't. EMAIL is good |
| Life isn't SUCKY? | It is. SUCKY is good |
| DACRON is a brand? | DACRON is now good |
| Only kids can MOSH? | You can too....MOSH is good |
| You can only say DAMN IT! | Try DAMMIT! it's good. |
| You can't play BINGOES? | You can play BINGOES |
| BANDAID is a brand? | BANDAID is now good |
| LIP READ is two words? | LIPREAD is good |
| ZIPLOCK is a brand? | ZIPLOCK is now good |
| Your car wasn't TOWABLE? | It is now. TOWABLE is good. |
| You can't play ZOOEY? | You can! ZOOIER and ZOOIEST too! |
| Vincent can't play FRISBEE? | He can now. FRISBEE is good. |
| You can only eat Pizza? | Put some ZA in your PIEHOLE. |