From Microfiction

Holstein


“Sweetie, you know I’ve wanted to to add a lawn ornament?”
 
“Yes, I know you have.”
 
“Well, I’ve found just what I’ve been looking for!”
 
“You know I don’t like any of that stuff. Such a cliche.”
 
“But this is different; unique …”
 
“Let me guess. A blue flamingo instead of pink one? An old lady, bending over her garden, not wearing bloomers? A tall, skinny gnome?”
 
“No, no, no. I’m serious!”
 
“What is it?”
 
“A cow.”
 
“A cow?!”
 
“Yes! A Holstein.”
 
“A cow? You mean like the Horvaard’s grazing deer? Don’t TELL me it’s life-size.”
 
“Oh no. It’s not life-size.”
 
Big Cow